So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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