i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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