People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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