She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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