i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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