his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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