Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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