Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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