If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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