No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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