I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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