going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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