Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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