We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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