she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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