he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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