No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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