Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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