He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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