My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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