Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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