Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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