Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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