honey bunches of taint.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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