okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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