Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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