so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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