I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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