Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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