Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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