STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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