well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You don't make any sense
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