Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We're too hungover to prance.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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