I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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