i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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