In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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