you win again, gameday.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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