Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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