question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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