She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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