roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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