My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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