I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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