We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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