I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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