Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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