yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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