I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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