it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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