Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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