Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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